.

For each forgotten kiss, for all the memories
For all the times you look, say all you had to say
You played your part so well, a modern romeo
You came on cupid's wings, and then you flew away.
You touched my face, you called my name
Burned with desire,
But you left me in the rain.

diaper boy! heh.

The story about a lil boy wanting to be KING. and a lil squirrel. whee.

hoo.

lovers and friends.

you should just walk away.

why make yourself feel this way?
when you could just walk away.
why get yourself in this miserable crap.
when you could just walk away.

when the heart gets weakened yet the habit is still there,
you told yourself you would do better alone.
then why dont you just walk away?
yet the next day, you tell yourself 'today would be better'.
but things just dont go your way.
maybe its time to walk away.

the longing to see her is no longer there.
the light behind her has dimmed away.
yet the misery just keeps increasing day by day.
so why dont you just walk away?

ps. just so you know, i'd be here always. (:

.

late nights. early mornings.
lonely bus rides.
mind bobbling. thoughts spinning.
longing to close my eyes.
walking that path that seems forever.
that hand.
feels so safe when i slip mine in yours.
the lips that taste like sugar.

bring me somewhere far away would you?

sex.love.drugs.

Those days.

*The day when it felt so grey and blue.
*When time felt annoyingly slow.
*Your mum decides to be the bitch-friend for the day.
*Your dad turns his back on you.
*Feels like your friends are miles away.
*The hate-list seems to be increasing in names.
*When you fall, and theres no one there.

nah. im just ranting. or. just rambling nonsense. dont mind me.
mid-life crisis. hurhur.

typo error in THE CHAIR DRAGGER.

Soooo. as I was saying about this Indian bitch. (No. I'm not racist. She just so happen to be an Indian.) First 15 minutes, the people who occupied the few tables in front of me left. She came, and did what she was supposed to do as a mcdonald's staff. Cleared the trays, cleaned the tables, etc etc. I knew she wanted to arrange the chairs in a 'neater' manner. But she had to go it the draggy-ghetto style yolllll. Fuck. Didn't she know she was annoying the shit out of some people here? Just imagine. She 'arranges' the chairs every 15 minutes. And while doing so, she had to drag them. (ONE BY ONE.) OH MY GODDD. You may think I'm a whinny drama mama but really she was annoying me. BIG TIME.

(yeah this was what it was supposed to look like. (: )

The chair dragger.

There she was. Looking all grumpy and all. And guess whats her favourite hobby ? DRAGGING CHAIRS. Yes. I’m talking about this infamous Indian bitch working in mcdonald’s at kap aka King Albert Park.

Yo woman. If you hate this job so much working in a fast food chain (which I think she was judging by how grumpy she looked) quit the mother f**king job then! Argh. Never mind about the grumpy face. Lets go on to the why she was annoying the shit out of me today. Or more like for the past 4 hours.

Firstly it doesn’t help that I was frigging trying to get through the wireless network here. (Which frigging sucks seriously.) I was well, disconnected multiple times during these 4 hours. And it doesn’t get any better when I had to keep restarting my lappy many times because of the ‘ANOMALOUS BEHAVIOUR’ blablablabla. And that I was using windows vista which in fact is bloody laggy. So yeah. I was reallyyyyy agitated.

Soooo. As I was mentioning about this indian bitch. (No. I’m not racist. She just so happen to be an Indian.) First 15 minutes, the people who occupied the few tables in front of me left. She came, and did what she was supposed to do as a mcdonald’s staff. Cleared the trays, cleaned the people here? Just imagine. She ‘arranges ‘ the chairs every 15 minutes. And while doing so, she table, etc etc. I knew she wanted to arrange the chairs in a ‘neater’ manner. But she had to do it the draggy-ghetto style yollll. Fuck. Didn’t she know she was annoying the shit out of some had to drag them. OH MY GODDD. You may think I’m a whinny drama mama but really she was annoying me. BIG TIME.

Walao. Kiss my a** you w**re.

Yeah. I'm an angry kid. HIT ME.

wawa.

im going to kidnap her and make her my slave. :D

ed.

a guy who looks like that and reads. alot.

now. how sexy is thattttt. dangg.

moron.

yessss. yet another bitching / hatred entry about someone.
if i could really say anything to her, i would probaby say

* are you like some fucking retard or smth?
* you are seriously one heck of a KAPO bitch.
* oh. you talking to me? nah. im not interested.
* seriously. whether i pass my subject or not, its really non of your business. so please. do talk to the hand.
* oh. did anyone tell you that eyeliner on you just looks deathly horrifying and that you should just go ahead without any make-up cause you shouldn waste your parents' money since its not doing you any good?

yea. probably i'll say all that.
but nooooo. im soooo niceee. i'll spare her the sarcasm.
(lord. dont let hell break loose. amen.)

ahem ahem.

life.

i was talking about smth. and then my friend said :

"everybody is living a lie. everybody is destructive and a failure..it's ingrained inside us as humans. some ppl seek religion to distract themselves from real problems..some people find a crutch in alcohol..random sex..or any destructive behaviors..life is pretty circular that way."

i dont know man. i just liked how it sounded.

jacque-ke-lynnnnnn

i <3>

the sex-exchange.

a very random conversation a friend of mine and i had.
hohoho.
im supposed to be a bimbotic girl trying to get tricked in flashing infront of a webcam by this very perv-ish guy. haha.
as said, the sex exchange. so im the guy. and my friend (a male, DUH) will act as the girl. hehhh.

my friend's why?
and im hotchip. :D enjoy.

why? says:
ok come
why? says:
lets try
why? says:
*changed mode
why? says:
mmm...
why? says:
why do u ask me whether im nude or not..
why? says:
i mean..
why? says:
i dont have to tell u right...?
why? says:
(ok talk to me like ur a guy)
hotchip. says:
HAHAHAHAHA
hotchip. says:
come on. just for funn..
why? says:
mm..
hotchip. says:
(do i sound like a guy?)
why? says:
dont want la~ my boyfriend wouldnt be happy if i tell u ...
why? says:
(yea irritating enough)
why? says:
im still wearing my nightie..
why? says:
happy?`
why? says:
~
why? says:
shhh...
why? says:
u huh.. dont ask so much liao lar...
hotchip.says:
come on. nobody will know.
why? says:
wei.. u ask so much...
hotchip. says:
its just a secret between you and me
why? says:
dont tell me u are nude ar....
why? says:
aiyo...
why? says:
choi choi..
hotchip. says:
wa. nightie ah. so sexyy
hotchip. says:
i like.
hotchip. says:
(HAHAHAHA!!!!)
why? says:
(wtf)
why? says:
huh... normal what..
why? says:
i wear it at home... nth special...
hotchip. says:
what you wearing now? are you wearing a bra?
why? says:
mmm..
why? says:
wei!!
why? says:
dont ask this kind of questions can!!!
hotchip. says:
you know, im typing with one hand now.
why? says:
(WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA)
hotchip. says:
(fuck. this is damn funny)
why? says:
(ya ur one hand shit)
why? says:
dont ask this kind of questions la..
hotchip. says:
you know what does it mean?
why? says:
wah liew..
why? says:
i know la i know!!
why? says:
ur masturbating right.......................
why? says:
(extended periods work well)
hotchip. says:
sweetie. youre so smart.
hotchip. says:
wanna help me with it? hehe.
why? says:
no!!!
why? says:
aiyo
why? says:
dont be crazy.....
hotchip. says:
(HAHAHAH. i fucking cant stand it when people call me sweetie.)
why? says:
y are u masturbating............ i nv do anything.....
hotchip. says:
why not? i dont tell your bf. no one will know what.
why? says:
hiyo.. dont make me shy can....
why? says:
i nv talk like this before....
why? says:
y u masturbate now... dont masturbate can.....
why? says:
make my thoughts wander .... =(
why? says:
*sobs ... bully me...
hotchip. says:
so you like me masturbating now?
why? says:
ermm........
why? says:
wei..........
why? says:
=(
hotchip. says:
you like me hard?
hotchip. says:
(HAHAHAHA!!!!!)
why? says:
(hahahaha man u rock at this)
why? says:
i dont know ......
why? says:
can we dont talk about this?
hotchip. says:
(i know! im so gonna put this acting scene on myblog. you rock man. but do you mind?)
why? says:
(no names no pictures =p)
hotchip. says:
come on. i know you like a guy's dick to be so hard and long. and you can suck me dry.
why? says:
(wah u are damn raw man hahahahahahahahahaha)
hotchip. says:
(erm. your why? is not a name what. hah.)
why? says:
mmm...
hotchip. says:
(im so having fun man. <3)
why? says:
do u always talk to other girls like that? =(
why? says:
(trying to see if she is 'special')
hotchip. says:
no. youre the first one. i promise. (:
hotchip. says:
you dont have to do anything i get turned on already.
why? says:
huh... really....
hotchip. says:
i wanna hug you close to me and MAKE LOVE to you.
hotchip. says:
(HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!)
why? says:
dont want.....
why? says:
aiyo dont make me so shy can.....
why? says:
how come u request to show me ur cam......
why? says:
what are u going to show me.....
why? says:
huh............
hotchip. says:
show you smth really nice. you sure like. come on baby.
why?
says:
*accepts the webcam..
hotchip. says:
(HAHAHAHAHAHAH. im laughing my ass off. )
why? says:
why cannot see ur face.....
why? says:
wei... where are u .....
why? says:
(wahaha why cannot see ur face hahaha)
why? says:
how come u're topless.................................
hotchip. says:
*a dick is sticking out from the side.
why? says:
=(
hotchip. says:
you like my body?
why? says:
ok lor....
hotchip. says:
(im supposed to be a guy full of himself)
why? says:
not bad... lol
hotchip. says:
dont you wish you could touch it?
why? says:
do u always go to the gym?
why? says:
....
hotchip. says:
yes. i like to look good. for girls like you. (:
why? says:
mmm...
why? says:
u have a nice chest....
hotchip. says:
you have a nice one too. (:
why? says:
wei.....
why? says:
dont cheeky ah........
hotchip. says:
you wana see something else?
why? says:
ok....
why? says:
mm..
why? says:
like what.....
hotchip. says:
something you'll like. inside you.
hotchip. says:
(omg. hahahaha. )
why? says:
(eh that one damn raw la wah lau hahahahahah too fast too furious alr)
why? says:
huh.....
why? says:
dont want...
why? says:
aiyo...
why? says:
wei...!!!
why? says:
dont show me!!
why? says:
dont!!
why? says:
*close eyes....
hotchip. says:
come on babyy. i promise you you'll like it.
why? says:
(assuming u already flashed ur member.)
why? says:
so long.............................................
hotchip. says:
(WTF! eh i didn say long lar! but whaever . )
hotchip. says:
you like it? can you see its really hard? *plays with his dick
why? says:
(im teasing u la cant u see hahaha)
why? says:
mmm....
why? says:
how come u're so hard...
why? says:
(women ask the dumbest questions hahahaha)
hotchip. says:
(but i dont ask you dumb questions do i????? hah)
hotchip. says:
im hard because you turn me on.
hotchip. says:
your eyes make me want you so much.
why? says:
wei....
why? says:
why are u stroking so fast........
why? says:
(eyes do not make guys horny. ....)
why? says:
u are so long.....
why? says:
longer than my bf... hehee....
hotchip. says:
(i know lar. im trying to trick the girl what. )
why? says:
(lol are u trying to tell me that girls are dumb asses haha)
hotchip. says:
so do you think you wanna suck mine anytime soon?
why? says:
erm.....
why? says:
i nv tried that before.......
why? says:
dont want la..~
hotchip. says:
(hello. the girl your impersonating now is freaking bimbotic lar. )
hotchip. says:
come on. try. you'll like it.
why? says:
(men like women like that hahahahaha... dumb ass virgins)
hotchip. says:
you havent try you wont know right?
why? says:
dont want!!!
why? says:
i tried my bf's...... didnt quite like it......
why? says:
dont force me can... pls....
why? says:
=(
why? says:
y cannot see ur face...................................................
hotchip. says:
but you like your bf's inside you ?
why? says:
('inside u' is a really... really.. lousy term haha)
why? says:
depends..........
why? says:
wei.. can dont talk abt this...?
why? says:
i want to see ur face.... pls..?
hotchip. says:
(how the fuck do i know im not a guy! tell me what to say lar! )
hotchip. says:
(hurhur)
why? says:
show me ur face can...?
why? says:
i dun want to see ur....
why? says:
(the more u dont want, the more i want to show u ... hur hurhur)
why? says:
hiyo.. u make me a bit wet le...~
hotchip. says:
(hahah)
hotchip. says:
you horny now?
why? says:
a bit.........
hotchip. says:
where do you stay?
why? says:
bukit batok...................
why? says:
(hahahahahahahahaah)
hotchip. says:
( ----.----)
hotchip. says:
really??? me too.
why? says:
huh.....
why? says:
where...
hotchip. says:
want to come over to my house? i pay for your cab fare. we watch movie. i cook for you.
hotchip. says:
(anyhow answer lar)
hotchip. says:
i live at the west side.
why? says:
huh.....
hotchip. says:
you want you want ?
why? says:
now ah..
hotchip. says:
ya. i will pay for your cab here. and i'll send you back.
why? says:
anybody at ur house now.....?
why? says:
u show me ur face first.......
why? says:
can?
hotchip. says:
nobody
why? says:
pls~
hotchip. says:
(am i suppose to 'show' the face? )
hotchip. says:
*trys avoiding the topic.
hotchip. says:
so you'll come?
why? says:
(show it la!!!!)
hotchip. says:
(OK LAR!)
why? says:
push ur cam higher pls......
hotchip. says:
*puts cam higher
why? says:
mm.....
why? says:
hello.....
why? says:
hehee...
why? says:
finally see ur face liao..........
hotchip. says:
*Waves. gives a dashing smile.
why? says:
aiyo.......
why? says:
but i need to go out at 3pm...
why? says:
(now is 12pm)
why? says:
some other day can...?
hotchip. says:
( wtf. you making my role difficult right. )
why? says:
(women are difficult! u think flirting for a guy is easy ah.. 'inside u' x 10 doesnt work hahaha)
why? says:
are u still.. er... touching urself......?
hotchip. says:
its okay. you come, i cook lunch for you. just spend some time together okay? i promise i'll send you back
hotchip. says:
(walao. fine lar. make my life easier can.)
why? says:
(normally the conver ends here la hahaha)
why? says:
sorry i gtg le... byee...
why? says:
~
why? says:
(see.. high and dry. women 1 men 0)
hotchip. says:
(walao. you make my guy like a loser. )

you lucky lucky bitch!

thats stephie's mum and the bloody cute jannie!!!!!!

stephanieee limmmm!!!! omgggg you lucky lucky bitch! your new pup is bloody adorable!!!!! oh my god.

i swear im gonna squeeze it when i see her.

poke her like theres no tomorrow..

squeeze her again cause she's so fucking cute!

and probably rub my face onto her fur. AWWWWWW.

*bitch coughs bitch.

smooch smooch.

person number 1 : mel you have BLOW JOB KISSY lips.
person number 2 : mel you have fucking cute lips. just naturally looking GRUMPY lips.

now. i wonder if i should be happy or not. -.-

here we go again mel.

seriously. i have come to realise, there seems to be a new trend setter habit among some certain females out there.
TAKING TOPLESS PHOTOS. or simply making people think they ARE doing that.
erks. they disgust me really.
ive seen this girl's profile. and woahhhh. her photos are just... and when i say woahhhh. it doesnt mean 'woahhh, she's a fucking hot chick.' but more like 'woahhhh. this bitch is sooooo gross!' hurhur.
her photos were like emphasizing only on ONE part. make a guess?

yippie!!! you got it correct. its her titties/boobs/breasts/neh nehs. (whatever term you like it.)
and she made guys (on that particular webbie) all soooooo excited cause she made a lil peekaboo. yup. her left nipple to be precise. yay yay yay for the guys eh??
and her boobs are seriously not that dripping hot as some guys had commented. the dudes who called her sexy and hot were just brainless. just because she's showing you 90 percent of her boobs, you think she's the hottest babe in the whole world at that very moment. SLAPS SLAPS. LOOK FIRST. before you say anything.

and then i see how girls, taking pictures in bikinis in their home toilets.
SERIOUSLY. are you that desperate to attempt to try to look sexy that you had to wear a freaking bikini (that you would at a BEACH) in your freaking bathroom and start cam-whoring?!? oh holy lord. sheesh. nevermind if you take one photo. some take many of it. and when all of them look just the same. with boobs hanging out, tongues sticking out, chests pushed out. ---_--- WA LAO EH. BUI TAHAN. i seriously have issues with such girls. they make me so tempted to knock my head against the wall.

i mean. in general, if you do wear revealing clothes, go ahead. its nothing wrong with that at all cause so do i. but when you deliberately take topless photos of yourself, its as though youre sending a message : "hello sexy. im running a brothel here. wanna cum? " ( yea. i literally mean cum.) not cool yoooooo. no no no.
and when some people put words in their profile like 'i hate liars. i hate backstabbers. bla bla bla.'
OH PLEASE HONEY. look at me in the eye and tell me you have NEVER lied to anyone? not even to your daddy or mummy ? didn your parents ever told you never to lie? heh. *pokes.

yes. you must be thinking, here i go again, after the first similar post i made, yappering yakkering yakati yak yak away.
but then again, i dont really care what you think cause
i love you, bitch.
yea. thats hot. (paris hilton way)

:D

mskuku.

i have to say that today's a reallyyy bloody shitty day.
at first i was all happy and wheeee last night that i managed to finish up my work on time (some brochure thingy i had to do) and then i could actually catch some sleep before school today. LIKE FINALLY. cause for the past few weeks the days when you saw me in school always meant that i DID NOT SLEEP THE NIGHT BEFORE.
anywhoo. later WA-LAAA! i found out. melissa ong here is a ultimate kuku head. i had totally forgotten abt my research!!!!!!! rahhhhhh.
so. my work file only had the images i used and 2 A4 pieces of sketches. NO CAN DO. lecturers do not like that at all. no wayy. no no no no ~ dont phunk with my heart~~~

ok. sorry abt that black eyed peas thingy. hehh.

soooo. after the research thingy i realized, i came to find out. HEY! kuku head could add number 2 in her kuku brains. she had forgotten (again) that today's submission was a PRESENTATION.
PING PONG CHINKA CHING CHONG I KNN TELL YOU. urks.
so on came the presentation and it was my turn. i blabbered like an idiot. cause I HAD NO FREAKING PRESENTATION BOARD WHICH I DID NOT KNOW I HAD TO HAVE ON in the first place. pfft.
and so. the results :
i had a re-submission.

well done ms kuku.

oh brother.

someone who gets turned on by john legend.

full stop.

paul. your photography skills suck. <3

daddy old man.

i love you papa.

even though sometimes you drive me crazy. (:

untitled.

have you ever had the feeling when someone leaves you?
and you'll never get to see that person again?
and when this happens to you over again and again and again like its some twilight zone and it'll never end?

yes. it sucks doesnt it.

i love you BITCH. (:

my slut. (:

ahh ru ru ru dy dy dy. rudyyy.

my favourite guy. (no not my bf.)

i love you (: what would i do without you?

*the principles of design / rendering techniques resubmissions

*the nasi fried ayam briyani

*the late nights / early mornings over at your place that had forced me to tell my dad youre RUBY. a female friend. hehe.

*your ugly green shorts that i wear at your house

*the swimming once in awhile crap.

*more coffee and tea please.

*the shopping at new urban male HAHAHAHA.

*the 'no no no i dont wanna buy anything' everytime im at your doorstep.

*the sleeping on your old /new sofa.

*the 'no hes not my bf' explanation to my mum everytime she ask abt you.

*the bitching (DUH) abt anyone and everyone if possible.

*the recent meet up with the hell woah tall giraffe HAHAHAHAHA.

too many things. too lil time to mention. but you know lar. i love you bitch. (:

and i know you love me too! heheh. (:

more years to come ru. lovelove. <3

ps. dont kill me abt the photo okay? hee.

i am super woman.

once again. no sleep. more coffee. no make up. messy hair moments.

i love myself.

i am. SUPERWOMAN. oh hail oh.

secret-teller.

geralyne ong. (:

we go way way back yes?

remember mr pork chop thought we were a lesbian couple in our secondary 3 math class?

ahhhh. the good old times. my head lying on your shoulder was already a shock to him. dang. i should have gave you a peck on your lips. i think he would have pee-ed in his pants. HOHOHOHO.

anyhoo dear, we should be hanging out more (but not only in clubs pleaseee.)

and re live the whole secret-telling-secret-keeping thingy all over again.

i miss you badly just as much as you miss me too!

<3

sugar puffs.

I present to you :

this entry's dedicated to you xxxxxx. (:

someone who's up always at the crazy hours.

who digs indie TOO.

who entertains me on short-conversational-10min-smoke-break by the kitchen window.

who goes ROARR.

and teehee.

hun, more upcoming laughs ahead. (:

wooweee. :D

i <3>

hello again.

hello you or whoever again. if you noticed, which i think no one will, this is actually my third blog and it might be another one which i'll eventually forget. hurhur. i only blog when something ubberly interesting or amazing thing has happened to me. or when im really bored, blogging's something which is self entertaining eh. so right now, its actually 821am,
and im self entertaining myself with :
-soapy hilarious korean dramas,
-profile-hopping,
-nicotine intake,
-coffee sipping,
-mooncake eating.

OH. which reminds me. have you ever gone through a girl's profile with her obvious-pictorial-message-3/4 revealing photos? and then read the comments or photo comments (mostly left by pervy horny dudes) for her?
if one day youre ubberly bored and you think you need a laugh, go do that.
like seriously. do these people have anymore dignity left in them? or because their horny-ness has officially overruled them when they see hanging boobs? hurhur.
some of them can say things like 'omg. you are soo sexy. i wanna marry you.' just because the girl's boobs are huge/ pouring out/ very in shape, but yet her face might look like crap? sheesh.
and some of them would see your titties are big just cause your cleavage is deeply DEEP. haha.
more examples of such comments :
* you very pretty leh. can get number pls pls pls?
* where you licking? lick me.
* i think i love you. you r simply gorgeous.
* are you trying to kill us? youre so so hot..
* veery big de but don show next time . ppl will crazy for that.i think better delete this photo ( what the fuck seriously?)

GET A LIFE horny hard d*cks.

oh wanna know whats the worst pick up line ive ever come across myself?
guy : hey lady. i hope you know cpr, cause you took my breath away.

HAHAHAHAHA. -.-
and no. dont get me wrong. this is defintely not a hatred entry for hugely breasted girls who are gorgeous.
this is more like the entry for pervy horny dudes with no brains. (:

singapore. you never fail to entertain me in the most crude manner.