wawa.

im going to kidnap her and make her my slave. :D

ed.

a guy who looks like that and reads. alot.

now. how sexy is thattttt. dangg.

moron.

yessss. yet another bitching / hatred entry about someone.
if i could really say anything to her, i would probaby say

* are you like some fucking retard or smth?
* you are seriously one heck of a KAPO bitch.
* oh. you talking to me? nah. im not interested.
* seriously. whether i pass my subject or not, its really non of your business. so please. do talk to the hand.
* oh. did anyone tell you that eyeliner on you just looks deathly horrifying and that you should just go ahead without any make-up cause you shouldn waste your parents' money since its not doing you any good?

yea. probably i'll say all that.
but nooooo. im soooo niceee. i'll spare her the sarcasm.
(lord. dont let hell break loose. amen.)

ahem ahem.

life.

i was talking about smth. and then my friend said :

"everybody is living a lie. everybody is destructive and a failure..it's ingrained inside us as humans. some ppl seek religion to distract themselves from real problems..some people find a crutch in alcohol..random sex..or any destructive behaviors..life is pretty circular that way."

i dont know man. i just liked how it sounded.

jacque-ke-lynnnnnn

i <3>

the sex-exchange.

a very random conversation a friend of mine and i had.
hohoho.
im supposed to be a bimbotic girl trying to get tricked in flashing infront of a webcam by this very perv-ish guy. haha.
as said, the sex exchange. so im the guy. and my friend (a male, DUH) will act as the girl. hehhh.

my friend's why?
and im hotchip. :D enjoy.

why? says:
ok come
why? says:
lets try
why? says:
*changed mode
why? says:
mmm...
why? says:
why do u ask me whether im nude or not..
why? says:
i mean..
why? says:
i dont have to tell u right...?
why? says:
(ok talk to me like ur a guy)
hotchip. says:
HAHAHAHAHA
hotchip. says:
come on. just for funn..
why? says:
mm..
hotchip. says:
(do i sound like a guy?)
why? says:
dont want la~ my boyfriend wouldnt be happy if i tell u ...
why? says:
(yea irritating enough)
why? says:
im still wearing my nightie..
why? says:
happy?`
why? says:
~
why? says:
shhh...
why? says:
u huh.. dont ask so much liao lar...
hotchip.says:
come on. nobody will know.
why? says:
wei.. u ask so much...
hotchip. says:
its just a secret between you and me
why? says:
dont tell me u are nude ar....
why? says:
aiyo...
why? says:
choi choi..
hotchip. says:
wa. nightie ah. so sexyy
hotchip. says:
i like.
hotchip. says:
(HAHAHAHA!!!!)
why? says:
(wtf)
why? says:
huh... normal what..
why? says:
i wear it at home... nth special...
hotchip. says:
what you wearing now? are you wearing a bra?
why? says:
mmm..
why? says:
wei!!
why? says:
dont ask this kind of questions can!!!
hotchip. says:
you know, im typing with one hand now.
why? says:
(WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA)
hotchip. says:
(fuck. this is damn funny)
why? says:
(ya ur one hand shit)
why? says:
dont ask this kind of questions la..
hotchip. says:
you know what does it mean?
why? says:
wah liew..
why? says:
i know la i know!!
why? says:
ur masturbating right.......................
why? says:
(extended periods work well)
hotchip. says:
sweetie. youre so smart.
hotchip. says:
wanna help me with it? hehe.
why? says:
no!!!
why? says:
aiyo
why? says:
dont be crazy.....
hotchip. says:
(HAHAHAH. i fucking cant stand it when people call me sweetie.)
why? says:
y are u masturbating............ i nv do anything.....
hotchip. says:
why not? i dont tell your bf. no one will know what.
why? says:
hiyo.. dont make me shy can....
why? says:
i nv talk like this before....
why? says:
y u masturbate now... dont masturbate can.....
why? says:
make my thoughts wander .... =(
why? says:
*sobs ... bully me...
hotchip. says:
so you like me masturbating now?
why? says:
ermm........
why? says:
wei..........
why? says:
=(
hotchip. says:
you like me hard?
hotchip. says:
(HAHAHAHA!!!!!)
why? says:
(hahahaha man u rock at this)
why? says:
i dont know ......
why? says:
can we dont talk about this?
hotchip. says:
(i know! im so gonna put this acting scene on myblog. you rock man. but do you mind?)
why? says:
(no names no pictures =p)
hotchip. says:
come on. i know you like a guy's dick to be so hard and long. and you can suck me dry.
why? says:
(wah u are damn raw man hahahahahahahahahaha)
hotchip. says:
(erm. your why? is not a name what. hah.)
why? says:
mmm...
hotchip. says:
(im so having fun man. <3)
why? says:
do u always talk to other girls like that? =(
why? says:
(trying to see if she is 'special')
hotchip. says:
no. youre the first one. i promise. (:
hotchip. says:
you dont have to do anything i get turned on already.
why? says:
huh... really....
hotchip. says:
i wanna hug you close to me and MAKE LOVE to you.
hotchip. says:
(HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!)
why? says:
dont want.....
why? says:
aiyo dont make me so shy can.....
why? says:
how come u request to show me ur cam......
why? says:
what are u going to show me.....
why? says:
huh............
hotchip. says:
show you smth really nice. you sure like. come on baby.
why?
says:
*accepts the webcam..
hotchip. says:
(HAHAHAHAHAHAH. im laughing my ass off. )
why? says:
why cannot see ur face.....
why? says:
wei... where are u .....
why? says:
(wahaha why cannot see ur face hahaha)
why? says:
how come u're topless.................................
hotchip. says:
*a dick is sticking out from the side.
why? says:
=(
hotchip. says:
you like my body?
why? says:
ok lor....
hotchip. says:
(im supposed to be a guy full of himself)
why? says:
not bad... lol
hotchip. says:
dont you wish you could touch it?
why? says:
do u always go to the gym?
why? says:
....
hotchip. says:
yes. i like to look good. for girls like you. (:
why? says:
mmm...
why? says:
u have a nice chest....
hotchip. says:
you have a nice one too. (:
why? says:
wei.....
why? says:
dont cheeky ah........
hotchip. says:
you wana see something else?
why? says:
ok....
why? says:
mm..
why? says:
like what.....
hotchip. says:
something you'll like. inside you.
hotchip. says:
(omg. hahahaha. )
why? says:
(eh that one damn raw la wah lau hahahahahah too fast too furious alr)
why? says:
huh.....
why? says:
dont want...
why? says:
aiyo...
why? says:
wei...!!!
why? says:
dont show me!!
why? says:
dont!!
why? says:
*close eyes....
hotchip. says:
come on babyy. i promise you you'll like it.
why? says:
(assuming u already flashed ur member.)
why? says:
so long.............................................
hotchip. says:
(WTF! eh i didn say long lar! but whaever . )
hotchip. says:
you like it? can you see its really hard? *plays with his dick
why? says:
(im teasing u la cant u see hahaha)
why? says:
mmm....
why? says:
how come u're so hard...
why? says:
(women ask the dumbest questions hahahaha)
hotchip. says:
(but i dont ask you dumb questions do i????? hah)
hotchip. says:
im hard because you turn me on.
hotchip. says:
your eyes make me want you so much.
why? says:
wei....
why? says:
why are u stroking so fast........
why? says:
(eyes do not make guys horny. ....)
why? says:
u are so long.....
why? says:
longer than my bf... hehee....
hotchip. says:
(i know lar. im trying to trick the girl what. )
why? says:
(lol are u trying to tell me that girls are dumb asses haha)
hotchip. says:
so do you think you wanna suck mine anytime soon?
why? says:
erm.....
why? says:
i nv tried that before.......
why? says:
dont want la..~
hotchip. says:
(hello. the girl your impersonating now is freaking bimbotic lar. )
hotchip. says:
come on. try. you'll like it.
why? says:
(men like women like that hahahahaha... dumb ass virgins)
hotchip. says:
you havent try you wont know right?
why? says:
dont want!!!
why? says:
i tried my bf's...... didnt quite like it......
why? says:
dont force me can... pls....
why? says:
=(
why? says:
y cannot see ur face...................................................
hotchip. says:
but you like your bf's inside you ?
why? says:
('inside u' is a really... really.. lousy term haha)
why? says:
depends..........
why? says:
wei.. can dont talk abt this...?
why? says:
i want to see ur face.... pls..?
hotchip. says:
(how the fuck do i know im not a guy! tell me what to say lar! )
hotchip. says:
(hurhur)
why? says:
show me ur face can...?
why? says:
i dun want to see ur....
why? says:
(the more u dont want, the more i want to show u ... hur hurhur)
why? says:
hiyo.. u make me a bit wet le...~
hotchip. says:
(hahah)
hotchip. says:
you horny now?
why? says:
a bit.........
hotchip. says:
where do you stay?
why? says:
bukit batok...................
why? says:
(hahahahahahahahaah)
hotchip. says:
( ----.----)
hotchip. says:
really??? me too.
why? says:
huh.....
why? says:
where...
hotchip. says:
want to come over to my house? i pay for your cab fare. we watch movie. i cook for you.
hotchip. says:
(anyhow answer lar)
hotchip. says:
i live at the west side.
why? says:
huh.....
hotchip. says:
you want you want ?
why? says:
now ah..
hotchip. says:
ya. i will pay for your cab here. and i'll send you back.
why? says:
anybody at ur house now.....?
why? says:
u show me ur face first.......
why? says:
can?
hotchip. says:
nobody
why? says:
pls~
hotchip. says:
(am i suppose to 'show' the face? )
hotchip. says:
*trys avoiding the topic.
hotchip. says:
so you'll come?
why? says:
(show it la!!!!)
hotchip. says:
(OK LAR!)
why? says:
push ur cam higher pls......
hotchip. says:
*puts cam higher
why? says:
mm.....
why? says:
hello.....
why? says:
hehee...
why? says:
finally see ur face liao..........
hotchip. says:
*Waves. gives a dashing smile.
why? says:
aiyo.......
why? says:
but i need to go out at 3pm...
why? says:
(now is 12pm)
why? says:
some other day can...?
hotchip. says:
( wtf. you making my role difficult right. )
why? says:
(women are difficult! u think flirting for a guy is easy ah.. 'inside u' x 10 doesnt work hahaha)
why? says:
are u still.. er... touching urself......?
hotchip. says:
its okay. you come, i cook lunch for you. just spend some time together okay? i promise i'll send you back
hotchip. says:
(walao. fine lar. make my life easier can.)
why? says:
(normally the conver ends here la hahaha)
why? says:
sorry i gtg le... byee...
why? says:
~
why? says:
(see.. high and dry. women 1 men 0)
hotchip. says:
(walao. you make my guy like a loser. )

you lucky lucky bitch!

thats stephie's mum and the bloody cute jannie!!!!!!

stephanieee limmmm!!!! omgggg you lucky lucky bitch! your new pup is bloody adorable!!!!! oh my god.

i swear im gonna squeeze it when i see her.

poke her like theres no tomorrow..

squeeze her again cause she's so fucking cute!

and probably rub my face onto her fur. AWWWWWW.

*bitch coughs bitch.