the sex-exchange.

a very random conversation a friend of mine and i had.
hohoho.
im supposed to be a bimbotic girl trying to get tricked in flashing infront of a webcam by this very perv-ish guy. haha.
as said, the sex exchange. so im the guy. and my friend (a male, DUH) will act as the girl. hehhh.

my friend's why?
and im hotchip. :D enjoy.

why? says:
ok come
why? says:
lets try
why? says:
*changed mode
why? says:
mmm...
why? says:
why do u ask me whether im nude or not..
why? says:
i mean..
why? says:
i dont have to tell u right...?
why? says:
(ok talk to me like ur a guy)
hotchip. says:
HAHAHAHAHA
hotchip. says:
come on. just for funn..
why? says:
mm..
hotchip. says:
(do i sound like a guy?)
why? says:
dont want la~ my boyfriend wouldnt be happy if i tell u ...
why? says:
(yea irritating enough)
why? says:
im still wearing my nightie..
why? says:
happy?`
why? says:
~
why? says:
shhh...
why? says:
u huh.. dont ask so much liao lar...
hotchip.says:
come on. nobody will know.
why? says:
wei.. u ask so much...
hotchip. says:
its just a secret between you and me
why? says:
dont tell me u are nude ar....
why? says:
aiyo...
why? says:
choi choi..
hotchip. says:
wa. nightie ah. so sexyy
hotchip. says:
i like.
hotchip. says:
(HAHAHAHA!!!!)
why? says:
(wtf)
why? says:
huh... normal what..
why? says:
i wear it at home... nth special...
hotchip. says:
what you wearing now? are you wearing a bra?
why? says:
mmm..
why? says:
wei!!
why? says:
dont ask this kind of questions can!!!
hotchip. says:
you know, im typing with one hand now.
why? says:
(WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA)
hotchip. says:
(fuck. this is damn funny)
why? says:
(ya ur one hand shit)
why? says:
dont ask this kind of questions la..
hotchip. says:
you know what does it mean?
why? says:
wah liew..
why? says:
i know la i know!!
why? says:
ur masturbating right.......................
why? says:
(extended periods work well)
hotchip. says:
sweetie. youre so smart.
hotchip. says:
wanna help me with it? hehe.
why? says:
no!!!
why? says:
aiyo
why? says:
dont be crazy.....
hotchip. says:
(HAHAHAH. i fucking cant stand it when people call me sweetie.)
why? says:
y are u masturbating............ i nv do anything.....
hotchip. says:
why not? i dont tell your bf. no one will know what.
why? says:
hiyo.. dont make me shy can....
why? says:
i nv talk like this before....
why? says:
y u masturbate now... dont masturbate can.....
why? says:
make my thoughts wander .... =(
why? says:
*sobs ... bully me...
hotchip. says:
so you like me masturbating now?
why? says:
ermm........
why? says:
wei..........
why? says:
=(
hotchip. says:
you like me hard?
hotchip. says:
(HAHAHAHA!!!!!)
why? says:
(hahahaha man u rock at this)
why? says:
i dont know ......
why? says:
can we dont talk about this?
hotchip. says:
(i know! im so gonna put this acting scene on myblog. you rock man. but do you mind?)
why? says:
(no names no pictures =p)
hotchip. says:
come on. i know you like a guy's dick to be so hard and long. and you can suck me dry.
why? says:
(wah u are damn raw man hahahahahahahahahaha)
hotchip. says:
(erm. your why? is not a name what. hah.)
why? says:
mmm...
hotchip. says:
(im so having fun man. <3)
why? says:
do u always talk to other girls like that? =(
why? says:
(trying to see if she is 'special')
hotchip. says:
no. youre the first one. i promise. (:
hotchip. says:
you dont have to do anything i get turned on already.
why? says:
huh... really....
hotchip. says:
i wanna hug you close to me and MAKE LOVE to you.
hotchip. says:
(HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!)
why? says:
dont want.....
why? says:
aiyo dont make me so shy can.....
why? says:
how come u request to show me ur cam......
why? says:
what are u going to show me.....
why? says:
huh............
hotchip. says:
show you smth really nice. you sure like. come on baby.
why?
says:
*accepts the webcam..
hotchip. says:
(HAHAHAHAHAHAH. im laughing my ass off. )
why? says:
why cannot see ur face.....
why? says:
wei... where are u .....
why? says:
(wahaha why cannot see ur face hahaha)
why? says:
how come u're topless.................................
hotchip. says:
*a dick is sticking out from the side.
why? says:
=(
hotchip. says:
you like my body?
why? says:
ok lor....
hotchip. says:
(im supposed to be a guy full of himself)
why? says:
not bad... lol
hotchip. says:
dont you wish you could touch it?
why? says:
do u always go to the gym?
why? says:
....
hotchip. says:
yes. i like to look good. for girls like you. (:
why? says:
mmm...
why? says:
u have a nice chest....
hotchip. says:
you have a nice one too. (:
why? says:
wei.....
why? says:
dont cheeky ah........
hotchip. says:
you wana see something else?
why? says:
ok....
why? says:
mm..
why? says:
like what.....
hotchip. says:
something you'll like. inside you.
hotchip. says:
(omg. hahahaha. )
why? says:
(eh that one damn raw la wah lau hahahahahah too fast too furious alr)
why? says:
huh.....
why? says:
dont want...
why? says:
aiyo...
why? says:
wei...!!!
why? says:
dont show me!!
why? says:
dont!!
why? says:
*close eyes....
hotchip. says:
come on babyy. i promise you you'll like it.
why? says:
(assuming u already flashed ur member.)
why? says:
so long.............................................
hotchip. says:
(WTF! eh i didn say long lar! but whaever . )
hotchip. says:
you like it? can you see its really hard? *plays with his dick
why? says:
(im teasing u la cant u see hahaha)
why? says:
mmm....
why? says:
how come u're so hard...
why? says:
(women ask the dumbest questions hahahaha)
hotchip. says:
(but i dont ask you dumb questions do i????? hah)
hotchip. says:
im hard because you turn me on.
hotchip. says:
your eyes make me want you so much.
why? says:
wei....
why? says:
why are u stroking so fast........
why? says:
(eyes do not make guys horny. ....)
why? says:
u are so long.....
why? says:
longer than my bf... hehee....
hotchip. says:
(i know lar. im trying to trick the girl what. )
why? says:
(lol are u trying to tell me that girls are dumb asses haha)
hotchip. says:
so do you think you wanna suck mine anytime soon?
why? says:
erm.....
why? says:
i nv tried that before.......
why? says:
dont want la..~
hotchip. says:
(hello. the girl your impersonating now is freaking bimbotic lar. )
hotchip. says:
come on. try. you'll like it.
why? says:
(men like women like that hahahahaha... dumb ass virgins)
hotchip. says:
you havent try you wont know right?
why? says:
dont want!!!
why? says:
i tried my bf's...... didnt quite like it......
why? says:
dont force me can... pls....
why? says:
=(
why? says:
y cannot see ur face...................................................
hotchip. says:
but you like your bf's inside you ?
why? says:
('inside u' is a really... really.. lousy term haha)
why? says:
depends..........
why? says:
wei.. can dont talk abt this...?
why? says:
i want to see ur face.... pls..?
hotchip. says:
(how the fuck do i know im not a guy! tell me what to say lar! )
hotchip. says:
(hurhur)
why? says:
show me ur face can...?
why? says:
i dun want to see ur....
why? says:
(the more u dont want, the more i want to show u ... hur hurhur)
why? says:
hiyo.. u make me a bit wet le...~
hotchip. says:
(hahah)
hotchip. says:
you horny now?
why? says:
a bit.........
hotchip. says:
where do you stay?
why? says:
bukit batok...................
why? says:
(hahahahahahahahaah)
hotchip. says:
( ----.----)
hotchip. says:
really??? me too.
why? says:
huh.....
why? says:
where...
hotchip. says:
want to come over to my house? i pay for your cab fare. we watch movie. i cook for you.
hotchip. says:
(anyhow answer lar)
hotchip. says:
i live at the west side.
why? says:
huh.....
hotchip. says:
you want you want ?
why? says:
now ah..
hotchip. says:
ya. i will pay for your cab here. and i'll send you back.
why? says:
anybody at ur house now.....?
why? says:
u show me ur face first.......
why? says:
can?
hotchip. says:
nobody
why? says:
pls~
hotchip. says:
(am i suppose to 'show' the face? )
hotchip. says:
*trys avoiding the topic.
hotchip. says:
so you'll come?
why? says:
(show it la!!!!)
hotchip. says:
(OK LAR!)
why? says:
push ur cam higher pls......
hotchip. says:
*puts cam higher
why? says:
mm.....
why? says:
hello.....
why? says:
hehee...
why? says:
finally see ur face liao..........
hotchip. says:
*Waves. gives a dashing smile.
why? says:
aiyo.......
why? says:
but i need to go out at 3pm...
why? says:
(now is 12pm)
why? says:
some other day can...?
hotchip. says:
( wtf. you making my role difficult right. )
why? says:
(women are difficult! u think flirting for a guy is easy ah.. 'inside u' x 10 doesnt work hahaha)
why? says:
are u still.. er... touching urself......?
hotchip. says:
its okay. you come, i cook lunch for you. just spend some time together okay? i promise i'll send you back
hotchip. says:
(walao. fine lar. make my life easier can.)
why? says:
(normally the conver ends here la hahaha)
why? says:
sorry i gtg le... byee...
why? says:
~
why? says:
(see.. high and dry. women 1 men 0)
hotchip. says:
(walao. you make my guy like a loser. )